(Source: jessiejlicious)

mom: i'm going out. do you need anything?
me: yeah. i need jessie j.
mom: no i mean, do you need something i can buy?
me: plane tickets to los angeles so i can meet jessie j.
mom: ugh. something at the grocery store.
me: a california map so we wont get lost on our way to jessie j.
mom:
me:
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me:
mom: hot pockets?
me: ok.